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SIZE 3X LARGE: Achieve the perfect fit for him with our size 3x large, featuring a chest width/front length of 28"x 33", ensuring a comfortable and flattering look.

CLASSIC CUT FOR ALL: Experience a timeless style with our classic cut, designed for a looser fit that suits both men and women. This unisex garment is incredibly versatile.

EASY CARE INSTRUCTIONS: Maintenance requires minimal effort with our convenient and hassle-free care instructions. Just machine wash in cold water, tumble dry on low and avoid ironing to keep its pristine condition.

PERFECT FOR EVERY OCCASION: Make every holiday and occasion unforgettable with our unique graphic designs. They're perfect as gifts and for creating special memories you'll always cherish.

VIBRANT PRINTED DESIGN: Take a ride on the wild side and release your bad attitude with this offensive inspired style, designed for those with no filter.